Giant Rabbit Hops Princess! Christmas Day Mayhem!

25 December 2013-San Francisco–A giant rabbit, lurking the otherwise peaceful neighbourhood of Masonic Avenue, was released by a Satanic Cult, to spy upon, and ultimately, murder, the newly installed Queen of Alaska & The North Pole, Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte. Less than two weeks ago, when attempting to raise funds for the restoration of the dilapidated Greek Tatoi Palace, the Princess, a living Saint, was attacked by a trained elephant.

“None of the other members of my extensive Bonaparte clan will step forward to help me,” the terrified Princess told us @ the time of press. “I stand alone, single-handedly trying to restore monarchies, Portugal, Italy, Russia, Greece, Ethiopia, Brasil, none of them will lift a finger,” wept the Princess. Even the Turkish people want to return to life under the Eastern Empire, and no one could lead them better than I. But I will not be embittered by this experience. Someone had put something in this poor rabbits lettuce. Why Let Us Alone is my poem for all rabbits, and none of them would think of attacking me, unless under the influence of bad, bad, bad people–I think Sarah Palin is directly responsible, and intend to get to the bottom of this rancid barrel of rot!”-ranted the rattled Princess.

Fortunately, all of this was recorded by FBI Intelligence Officer, Gilbert Pickett, who prevented the near slaughter of the Princess. “It was almost like a ritual,” noted Mr Pickett.

“This giant rabbit, like the kind you see all over Germany, came out of nowhere & started for the kitchen knife. I thought it was the end,” reported Mr Pickett.

“The only thing that saved me was my Prayers for Divine Intervention. I prayed for liquid nitrogen, and I think Batkid must have dropped some though the opened window,” explained the devout Princess.

It was observed that the rabbit seemed to have a great deal of familiarity with the set up of the apartment of the party host…this simply added layers of confusion to the matter, when conversation drifted to MURDER SHE WROTE…

“Not to worry, I have it all recorded on here,” Intelligence Officer Gilbert Pickett reported.

A Doll Named YaYa!-Corn Gourd Doll by M. Miller

For Christmas, a new household member, YaYa, the doll that belonged to the late Princess Antoinette Bonaparte, arrived. She had been missing since the 911 call went out, and later, the Princess was found, her lifeless body providing no clue as to who had done her such harm.

But YaYa is back with us, now. A testimony of the love we all felt for Princess Antoinette, a symbol of the future. YaYa will greet all who gather here.

THE TRAGIC FUNERAL OF PRINCESS ANTOINETTE BONAPARTE EARLIER THIS
YEAR

And now, her beloved YaYa, has been returned–a silent witness to the Memory of Princess Antoinette, whose voice has been forever silenced, but never forgotten.

YaYa, the beloved doll of the brutally murdered Princess Antoinette Bonaparte. YaYa remains the only witness to what happened to the beloved Antoinette. YaYa will be here to greet everyone with joy & hope for all time.

An Important Message From My Friend

Strict instructions were personally provided to The Orthodox Metropolitan of Alaska & The North Pole to deliver the Queen’s Annual Christmas message. We join our cousin in sharing these glad tidings.

A MESSAGE FROM OUR FRIEND & COUSIN OF THE BRITISH ISLES

We think she was talking about St Ignatius Loyola, but had to leave out the name because of her connection with Henry VIII & his rascally behaviour!

Mission Rock Street Rocks, even if there are no Rocks!

Why, you must be asking yourself, this 2nd Day of Xmas, 2013–does Mission Rock Street not have any giant boulders? Of course, you are asking this question, don’t try to get out of it, you were thinking about this issue ever since you were in 4th grade, unless you were held back in third grade, or are only in the second grade! Otherwise, I am convinced that every sentient being on this planet (except for “W”) has been studying this history with great intensity & fanatic-like fervour. Why are there no hills in Beverly Hills? There must be some celestial reason that links all of this. Why is enough spelled the way it is spelled, and given a pronunciation that has little, if any, relationship to the phonics of its letters.

Alas, I just don’t know. I do know that you have to be careful to remember that you are not on Mission Street, and you must click your heels and keep saying “Mission Rock, Mission Rock, Mission Rock.” If you don’t, you will wander around on Mission Street, and never find the true love you need.

SO HERE IS MISSION ROCK! LIKE BEVERLY HILLS, NO HILLS, NO ROCKS!

I went into a trance last night & consulted with Edith Beale, Jr–and she thinks that a decorating committee should come up with beautifully placed boulders at tastefully paced intervals, so that Mission Rock street has a reason for its name. Princess Melita Bonaparte has issued a command that this be done–Maybe they can donate some rocks from the grounds of Tatoi Palace. Who will pay for the shipping? It’s always something!

You will find it easy access from the MUNI subway system, if there are any drivers. The exit sign seems to emit a sort of friendliness. You just want to be there. Don’t take my word for it, go ahead & find out for yourself…

Don’t miss your exit & go way South. The sign is marked & easy to read.

If you are invited to a party to Mission Rock Street, you might be lucky and have hosts who are delightful & thoughtful enough to see to it that you don’t get lost on your journey. I was lucky and had that!

The most famous Reindeer in the world, once a victim of deer bullying (when in grammar school), lent his internationally-known image, to show the way!

YOU COULD NOT MISS IT!

There you are! We all found it! Candy Cane Lane, the site of the party!

Strata Apartments–Right on Mission Rock Street!

The Club Room @ Strata Apartments, 555 Mission Rock Street. Now the Mission is to get some boulder sized rocks on Mission Rock Street! Merry Christmas+What a fine party it was! 22 December 2013.

This Christmas, Let’s Say It Along With Mary…

“My soul doth magnify the Lord…”

Maria-Magnificat
The Blessings of the Spirit of Christmas to All.

My soul doth magnify the Lord,
And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour.
For He hath regarded
the low estate of His handmaiden:
for, behold, from henceforth
all generations shall call me blessed.
For He that is mighty hath done to me great things;
and holy is His name.
And His mercy is on them that fear Him
from generation to generation.
He hath shewed strength with His arm;
He hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.
He hath put down the mighty from their seats,
and hath exalted them of low degree.
He hath filled the hungry with good things;
and the rich He hath sent empty away.
He hath holpen His servant Israel,
in remembrence of His mercy;
As He spake to our fathers, to Abraham,
and to his seed for ever.

_____________
The Visitation in the Book of Hours of the Duc de Berry; the Magnificat in Latin

Magnificat anima mea Dominum
Et exultavit spiritus meus in Deo salutari meo.
Quia respexit humilitatem ancillæ suæ:
ecce enim ex hoc beatam me dicent omnes generationes.
Quia fecit mihi magna qui potens est, et sanctum nomen eius.
Et misericordia eius a progenie in progenies timentibus eum.
Fecit potentiam in bracchio suo, dispersit superbos mente cordis sui.
Deposuit potentes de sede et exaltavit humiles.
Esurientes implevit bonis et divites dimisit inanes,
Suscepit Israel puerum suum recordatus misericordiæ suæ,
Sicut locutus est ad patres nostros, Abraham et semini eius in sæcula.

magnificat – song of mary – gospel of luke – 1:46-55

Μεγαλύνει ἡ ψυχή μου τὸν Κύριον
καὶ ἠγαλλίασεν τὸ πνεῦμά μου ἐπὶ τῷ Θεῷ τῷ σωτῆρί μου,
ὅτι ἐπέβλεψεν ἐπὶ τὴν ταπείνωσιν τῆς δούλης αυτοῦ.
ἰδοὺ γὰρ ἀπὸ τοῦ νῦν μακαριοῦσίν με πᾶσαι αἱ γενεαί,
ὅτι ἐποίησέν μοι μεγάλα ὁ δυνατός,
καὶ ἅγιον τὸ ὄνομα αὐτοῦ,
καὶ τὸ ἔλεος αὐτοῦ εἰς γενεὰς καὶ γενεὰς
τοῖς φοβουμένοις αυτόν.
Ἐποίησεν κράτος ἐν βραχίονι αὐτοῦ,
διεσκόρπισεν ὑπερηφάνους διανοίᾳ καρδίας αὐτῶν·
καθεῖλεν δυνάστας ἀπὸ θρόνων
καὶ ὕψωσεν ταπεινούς,
πεινῶντας ἐνέπλησεν ἀγαθῶν
καὶ πλουτοῦντας ἐξαπέστειλεν κενούς.
ἀντελάβετο Ἰσραὴλ παιδὸς αὐτοῦ,
μνησθῆναι ἐλέους,
καθὼς ἐλάλησεν πρὸς τοὺς πατέρας ἡμῶν
τῷ Αβραὰμ καὶ τῷ σπέρματι αὐτοῦ εἰς τὸν αἰῶνα.[4]
References: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnificat

Snapfish Baits But Don’t Rise To It! COUPON FRAUD!

http://www2.snapfish.com/snapfish/projectshareewelcome/l=6110444022/p=3643231387820092128/g=9097298022/cobrandOid=1000/COBRAND_NAME=snapfish/otsc=SYE/otsi=SPBKlink/

They Change The Order, Uninstall the code that you originally install, then try to tell you that the code had already been used, and can only be used one time. This is el Toro ca-ca! No one should be allowed to get away with stuff of this nature, it is called bad business! Period! Are you kidding me? This is like a store taking your wallet when handing out a free sample. It is so incredibly short sighted. They train their chat people to disconnect people like me from their useless chat line. They don’t allow you enough time to say much of anything, then cut you off…I gave the last one all the information needed, and she deliberately misspelled my name….calling me Thomas Ourr. That was a clever responsibility avoidance mechanism. Actually, not clever, very stupid and senseless. Why not honour the coupon? That would be too much like right!

This is a total breach of law, ethics, good business practise, and there MUST be laws somehow, somewhere that govern Internet practises. After working for hours & hours & hours to ‘get it right,” positioning the photographs that I wanted, putting in the text that I wished to use, they disconnect the whole thing, trying (1) to sell me a book size larger than the one that I ordered, then (2) to tell me that the code had already been used.

Who used my unique code??? Did Santa Clause take a Float Day and drive down here to use my code? This is a lie, a bare-assed lie, and this company has no business being allowed on the Internet!

Now, they are asking for a 16 digit code and the code issued @ Safeway only has 12 digits! This is illegal!

Redeem a gift certificate
Please enter your 16-digit code exactly as it appears on your gift certificate, then click add to account.

Please enter a valid gift certificate code.

redemption code
cancel add to account
Please enter your 16-digit code exactly as it appears on your gift certificate, then click add to account.
It only has 12 digits! Unreal!

This is a bunch of nonsense–Shame on Haagen-Daz, Safeway, and MOST ESPECIALLY, Snapfish! Shame on you!

Orthodox Rite Installs Princess Melita Bonaparte as Queen Regnant of Alaska & North Pole

Orthodox Metropolitan, Santa Claus, installs Princess Melita Bonaparte Queen of Alaska & North Pole-22 December 2013

The governance duties willfully & capriciously abandoned by Sarah Palin have now been graciously bestowed upon Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, by the Orthodox Living Saint & Bishop of All The Northern-most Regions, The Metropolitan, Saint Nicholas, more popularly known further south as Santa Claus.

Word from most known American press sources say that Arizona Senator John McCain, breathed a sigh of relief upon receipt of this news. Others seem to recall him whispering, “Finally, something good had to come of all this sh*t. We may not ordinarily endorse any form of Royalty, but even a retired tilt-a-whirl operator would be a step in the right direction. Melita Bonaparte has my full support & sympathies, if she needs them.”

The historic & symbolic clasping of hands between the Imperial Princess with the Living Legend, Santa Claus, is an Apostolic Ritual, with its earliest recorded origins believed to have been when Cleopatra attempted to pull Marc Antony from her barge in order to escape from Emperor Augustus. Melita Bonaparte claims to be a direct descendent from the last of the Ptolemaic dynasty.

As of today, 22 December 2013–the change of title & regalia will permit the Imperial Princess to be addressed as Her Imperial Majesty in the former State of Alaska, including the North Pole. Her official duties will begin Midnight 1 January 2014. According to sources close to the newly crowned Queen of Alaska, she plans to use her influence to find peaceful means of complete restoration of the Greek Monarchy. “We should rather have the Greek nation have its own Monarchy, I will not be able to manage Alaska & Greece at the same time.”

In Texas, LONE STAR ATTITUDE Defines Fashion

When tornadoes or ice & snow storms, or missing aircraft wings, engines, pilots, computer power failures, just little things, leave you stranded in the gift shop area of Dallas/Fort Worth Airport, you must take on your best bovine appearance, and just cross the line—you have entered, not the Twilight Zone, but the LONE STAR ATTITUDE. You will steer yourself gently into a ranch of fashion, roped in by the glamour, the allure of being truly not just ‘in’ Texas, but ‘of’ Texas! Your vows of poverty can no longer apply, you are now earthbound till the next weather alert! You are in Terminal C–and don’t you forget it!

In Texas, the cost of using human models for fashion statements has been out sourced, or taken to the pasture. The cows have finally horned in & have taken over!

Fashion designers from Texas were in despair in their attempts to find human models who were not morbidly obese, so they switched to cattle. It cost them less, and they did not move on to high paying careers in the film industry.

THE FUTURE OF FASHION IS IN A MILKSHAKE–BE CAREFUL WHEN ORDERING YOUR NEXT CHEESEBURGER!

In Texas, the designers for Texas Attitude have beefed up their couture.

ELEPHANT qui a tenté d’assassiner PRINCESS PARTIE DE CONSPIRATION!

San Francisco: Powell et Market Street MUNI entrée du terminal / sortie. Son Altesse Impériale la Princesse Melita Bonaparte, tentait de faire du bénévolat, prêt son nom au nom de Grey Gardens de la Grèce, Tatoi Palace. “Il est dans un état terrible, tellement dans le besoin de restauration comme la monarchie elle-même.”
Ses efforts désintéressés ont été atteints par une rencontre inattendue et menaçant la vie avec un éléphant échappé, causant presque sa disparition prématurée, et certainement l’embarras ses efforts de collecte de fonds week-end dernier. “C’est drôle comment la presse contrôlée n’a pas déclaré à ce sujet, ils ne se soucient pas de mes parents grecs et la misère qui s’est abattue sur le palais Tatoi, l’une des maisons de mes grands-parents, prince et la princesse Andrew de Grèce. Ma grand-mère a été mieux connu comme étant la princesse Marie Bonaparte. Ils seraient tous les deux si triste sur l’état du Palais “.
«Je pense que l’éléphant est un descendant en ligne directe de ceux utilisés par Hannibal quand il franchit les Alpes il ya quelques années,” réfléchit la encore énervé Bonaparte Heiress.

“C’était un crime, une mise en place à se débarrasser de moi, et de garder les Grecs enchaîné à cette république dysfonctionnel qui est toujours dans la dette. Ils ont besoin de me mettre en charge des choses, c’est le meilleur moyen! ”

“Il s’agissait d’une tentative d’assassinat”, affirme la princesse. “Tout le monde a vu, et personne n’a essayé de m’aider.”

Fonds les efforts de sensibilisation de la princesse Melita Bonaparte vont largement inaperçu, comme elle échappe à peine avec sa vie. «Je le ferais de nouveau, pour le peuple de la Grèce», affirme le royaliste Imperial dédié.

“Tatoi palais appartient à la monarchie grecque et la monarchie appartient au peuple de la Grèce. Je leur serai toujours retrouvais comme un! ~”

“Peut-être que maintenant ils embauchent les camions de déménagement Il est temps pour que cela se produise?.” – Princesse Melita Bonaparte

Escaped Elephant Mauls Princess!

San Francisco: Powell & Market Street MUNI terminal entrance/exit. Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, was attempting to do volunteer work, lending her name on behalf of the Grey Gardens of Greece, Tatoi Palace. “It’s in terrible condition, so much in need of restoration as is the Monarchy itself.”

Her selfless efforts were met with an unexpected & life threatening encounter with an escaped elephant, nearly causing her premature demise, and certainly spoiled her fund-raising efforts last weekend. “Funny how the controlled press did not report about this, they don’t care about my Greek relatives & the squalor that has befallen the Tatoi Palace, one of the homes for my Grandparents, Prince & Princess Andrew of Greece. My Grandmother was better known as being Princess Marie Bonaparte. They would both be so sad about the condition of the Palace.”

“I think the elephant is a lineal descendant of those used by Hannibal when he crossed the Alps a few years ago,” mused the still unnerved Bonaparte Heiress.

“It was a crime, a set up–to get rid of me, and keep the Greeks chained to that dysfunctional republic that is forever in debt. They need to put me in charge of things, that’s the best way!”

“This was an assassination attempt,” the Princess maintains. “Everyone saw it, and no one tried to help me.”

“If this had happened to Princess Anne, she would have gotten a saddle & ridden it in a horse show! But, Oh, no, the crowd was screaming “Kill! Kill!” Why do they hate me so?”

Princess Melita Bonaparte’s fund raising efforts go largely unnoticed as she barely escapes with her life. “I’d do it again, for the people of Greece,” claims the dedicated Imperial Royalist.

“Tatoi Palace is my home,” declares Princess Melita Bonaparte
“I want it back!”