In Missouri, They Have Some German Dialect Thing Going On, Nein?

My inner Melita Bonaparte felt that there was more to this place than just getting your tank filled up. I sort of imagined Mae West purring this business name out & getting jail time for it, the way she did in New York City back in the 1920s. But, here is is, “Fill ‘er up at your own risk!” Then go, really quickly, go as fast as you can, because you don’t know who might be following you!

Just don’t come and go as you would in ordinary circumstances…you Kum & Go when in Joplin. Just get your business done, and go, just go!

Once it's over, it's over.  There is no going back, unless you pay.

Once it’s over, it’s over. There is no going back, unless you pay.

This puts it in context, I think?

This puts it in context, I think?

It’s on a street called Maiden Lane, so that sort of cleans up the act, I’d say!

And, now, for the GRAND PRIZE–You Tube Has This Video—Yes, a place to go when I get tired of being passed over because I am not related to anyone in the food chain!!!!!!!

Kum & Go Will Be There For You! There is always a need for someone to mop up puke! I can do that!