Oletko iloinen tyttö?–Pidätkö keittiössä?

Mieti tätä yhtä huolellisesti. Koko elämä voi riippua palvelee sen jonkun juuri oikea pasta juuri oikea aurinko kypsyneitä tomaatteja. Haluat olla onnellinen, ei? Haluat auttaa muita olemaan onnellisia, ei?

Sitten on iloinen tyttö, olipa jonka poika tai tytär olet, käytä iloinen tyttö auringossa kypsyneitä tomaatteja. Sinun ei tarvitse palvella heitä pastaa. Se on vain ehdotus. Saatat olla maaginen hetki ja vain joitakin ahmimaan, joka tulee pitkin, mitään muuta käsillä? Joten, jos näin on, käytä parasta. Ennen kaikkea-Be Happy!

Juuri ajatus ottaa iloinen tyttö omassa keittiössä voi olla ensimmäinen askel, seuraava 11 askeleet ohjelma riippuu mitä tehdä niiden kanssa. Syödä, olla onnellinen!

Kaikki tietävät, että suloisin asia sinun koskaan nähdä koko laaja maailma on iloinen tyttö. Lisätietoja-http / happygirlkitchen.com /

You tube LYRICS Martina McBride LAULAMINEN onnellinen tyttö

ARE YOU A HAPPY GIRL? ARE YOU IN THE KITCHEN?

Consider this one very carefully. Your whole life may depend upon serving that certain someone just the right pasta dish with just the right sun ripened tomatoes. You want to be happy, non? You want to help others be happy, non?

Then, be a Happy Girl, no matter whose son or daughter you are, use Happy Girl sun ripened tomatoes. You don’t have to serve them with pasta. That’s just a suggestion. You may have a magic moment & just have some eating binge that comes along, with nothing else on hand? So, if that’s the case, use the very best. Above all–Be Happy!

Just the thought of having Happy Girl in your kitchen can be your first step, the next 11 steps in your programme will depend upon what you do with them. Eat, be happy!

Everybody knows that the sweetest thing you’ll ever see in the whole wide world is a Happy Girl. For more information-http://happygirlkitchen.com/

YOU TUBE LYRICS OF MARTINA McBRIDE SINGING HAPPY GIRL

Premature Death of Hostess: Or I Am A TWINKIE ZOMBIE?

Just a few, short months ago–union workers were blamed for the demise of Hostess. I needed them for Glen Acornn, who is sort of like Pandas who can only eat bamboo shoots. Glen Acorrn can only eat Twinkies, it’s the only source of nutrition his fragile inner-ecosystem can tolerate. With any other food, let us gloss over this part. Let’s just say, it’s not a pretty journey!

Now, on to topics that would not cause me a scolding from Miss Manners. You see, the whole Twinkie/Hostess hostage thing was totally rigged. In that respect it’s like going to college, getting a good job, and buying a house. You can’t do any of these things any more in America, not legally. It used to be a mantra: “To get a good job, get a good education.” That turned out to be a load of crap, worse than any non-Hostess product would cause Mr Acorrn to produce, or outsource. You can’t afford to go to a good college. If you do go to any college, you won’t find work in the area you studied–so, enter as a data entry operator, with some other name, get paid low wages (I forgot Walmart is an option for some), and be willing to work 12 hour days, with no time & a half. Buy a house, you will find out that (1) you can’t keep up the payment. And (2) if you live there for a while, and try to sell it, you won’t be able to fetch the remaining costs of the house. Forget about any profit on the house thing, that’s no longer part of the American way, unless you are already rich.

So, back to Twinkies, they are back! You can get them @ Safeway or other fine supermarkets, and they have a longer shelf life, longer than ever, so I have read. If I had only been clever enough to buy a gross of them, froze the damned things, I might have made enough to get myself in debt for a house payment. But, alas, I did not think of this.

Tell you this, they don’t taste as good as the pre-bankruptcy ones did. And the ones that we had back when I was a mere wisp of a lad, tasted even better than the pre-bankruptcy ones. Perhaps, all that was because my taste buds were underdeveloped, or maybe they had not refined the preservatives, and preservatives before the British Invasion were more flavourful? I don’t know, can only speculate about these horribly scientific matters.

For now, they are back, you can eat them while you still have a desktop computer with Windows, or your mobile device actually starts calling you on its own, and you no long know anyone off-line, your life is virtual–no more real-time–now, get to eating!

THEY ARE BACK–THE ZOMBIE FOOD GROUP HAS COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!

They are back–Risen from the dead! Sate your inner vampire! Eat them!

Can’t they bring back Woolworth & Pan Am? Nuns? Catholic schools? Connie Francis?

A BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED PIZZA BOX

A well-designed pizza box is worth its weight…in..pizza….Well, that’s a start. I like the clean design & think their pizza is very good. It’s tasty without being greasy. Has enough toppings without topping overkill, and the crust is light, without being too brittle or tough.

Don’t know how or if the film inspired the pizza or the pizza inspired the film–but I think together, they’d make a terrific night in.

Eating pizza that is well made & being inspired by an image of the Statue of Liberty @ the same time is nice!

Instead of Popcorn, have Pizza! And don’t Escape from New York, embrace it!

And a bonus zip from Ernest Borgnine, remembering his part in this film.

WHAT IF WILD ANIMALS ATE FAST FOOD?

No need to add a single syllable to this one….