Why, you must be asking yourself, this 2nd Day of Xmas, 2013–does Mission Rock Street not have any giant boulders? Of course, you are asking this question, don’t try to get out of it, you were thinking about this issue ever since you were in 4th grade, unless you were held back in third grade, or are only in the second grade! Otherwise, I am convinced that every sentient being on this planet (except for “W”) has been studying this history with great intensity & fanatic-like fervour. Why are there no hills in Beverly Hills? There must be some celestial reason that links all of this. Why is enough spelled the way it is spelled, and given a pronunciation that has little, if any, relationship to the phonics of its letters.
Alas, I just don’t know. I do know that you have to be careful to remember that you are not on Mission Street, and you must click your heels and keep saying “Mission Rock, Mission Rock, Mission Rock.” If you don’t, you will wander around on Mission Street, and never find the true love you need.
SO HERE IS MISSION ROCK! LIKE BEVERLY HILLS, NO HILLS, NO ROCKS!
I went into a trance last night & consulted with Edith Beale, Jr–and she thinks that a decorating committee should come up with beautifully placed boulders at tastefully paced intervals, so that Mission Rock street has a reason for its name. Princess Melita Bonaparte has issued a command that this be done–Maybe they can donate some rocks from the grounds of Tatoi Palace. Who will pay for the shipping? It’s always something!
You will find it easy access from the MUNI subway system, if there are any drivers. The exit sign seems to emit a sort of friendliness. You just want to be there. Don’t take my word for it, go ahead & find out for yourself…
Don’t miss your exit & go way South. The sign is marked & easy to read.
If you are invited to a party to Mission Rock Street, you might be lucky and have hosts who are delightful & thoughtful enough to see to it that you don’t get lost on your journey. I was lucky and had that!
The most famous Reindeer in the world, once a victim of deer bullying (when in grammar school), lent his internationally-known image, to show the way!
YOU COULD NOT MISS IT!
There you are! We all found it! Candy Cane Lane, the site of the party!
Strata Apartments–Right on Mission Rock Street!
The Club Room @ Strata Apartments, 555 Mission Rock Street. Now the Mission is to get some boulder sized rocks on Mission Rock Street! Merry Christmas+What a fine party it was! 22 December 2013.
