What Face Do You Want To Put On In The Morning? Which One Do You Want To Take Off @ Night?

Here’s a delight to designed to prod the thinking of identity.

Enjoy!

If You Want To Be Cool–Be Ready To Die For It! Slit your own throat! Do it! Not if you are under 18.

I think Desi Arnaz was the one who came up with syndication. It’s a good idea, you can reuse & recycle. You can gain a sort of useless form of immortality. Why, if you come up with a terrific idea, your intellectual property can sort of rule the world.

That’s just what we did here. Be different. Put off quitting smoking. Put off buying a cell phone upgrade. Put off fixing a leaking roof.

Just put off everything, except the IRS. That idea would be really bad, expensive. You don’t want that.

So, get ready, take that first puff–do it slowly, and put it off as long as you can, before you slit your throat.

If you are under 18, ask parental permission to get fake blood, and make sure you clean up the floor after it’s over–THERE WILL BE FAKE BLOOD!

CLICK & DRAG THAT FIRST CIGARETTE THAT YOU WANTED TO DO WHEN IN 4th GRADE…

…BUT WERE AFRAID YOU’D GET IN TROUBLE IN SCHOOL FOR SLITTING YOUR OWN THROAT!

ARE YOU DIVERGENT? SAVE YOUR STANDEE FROM BEING TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER!

Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, has an urgent appeal to make to all DIVERGENTS–Appeal to the Highest Powers to save your beloved DIVERGENT STANDEEE from being tossed into the DUMPSTER! It is bound to happen–that is the sad ‘company policy’ that Her Imperial Highness has learned from her informants.

Princess Melita Bonaparte has always known that she inherited being DIVERGENT from the late Princess Marie Bonaparte. She studied Freud & then she read Veronica Roth’s book to prepare for being thrown alive into the dumpster! Only you can save the standee from this fate!

ONLY YOU can help. Princess Melita has done everything she can to help preserve & protect these works of art for your enjoyment, and for the enjoyment of future collectors.

Princess Melita Bonaparte has no hands but yours. Her heart she gives freely, but you must provide her your hands. She is your passionate advocate, your Monarch of Absolute Love.

Be Dauntless, in your support for DIVERGENT!

Princess Melita Bonaparte, now restored to the Imperial Line, read DIVERGENT cover to cover-pleading with theatre managers to save the standee from the Dumpsters. Can we have a stay of execution?

Coming 21 March 2014.

Princess Melita Bonaparte found her brother, Prince Roland Bonaparte II, as part of the DIVERGENT STANDEE. Single handed, an Army of One, she attempted to preserve & protect this wonderful treasure from ending up in the AMC Dumpster. She has no hands but yours!

You Tube Trailer For DIVERGENT

Proof That The Roman Empire Was In San Francisco!–Happy Saint Patrick’s Day

Not too far from the Imperial section named Corona Heights, there is complete proof that the Roman Empire had settlements in what is now known as San Francisco.

Here is absolute proof that San Francisco was the last part of the Roman Empire. This wall was bulit under Emperor Hadrian. It is surprising that National Geographic has not run a scholarly article about this.

Someone else must share my conviction about this being the outer-most settlement of the Roman Empire. Construction of the modern concrete retaining wall was done to help preserve the ancient Roman wall, and prevent further deterioration. I would not lie about this factual truth.

The Romans were here, and this is all that is left of them. It’s true.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day From Princess Melita Bonaparte

Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, wishes all a Happy St. Patrick’s Day. She appeals for those who are falsely imprisoned, that they may find justice.

Princess Melita Bonaparte pleads for those in jail who have no head, no voice of their own…”Such needless suffering must end,” she appeals to the world.

In prayerful mode, the Princess assists those in prisons with her spiritual benefits, endless prayer & advocacy.

“Let us come together to bring better schools & a better future for our people. Prisons are the result of a society that has been mislead by following the Values of Wal-Mart & other forms of corporate greed. No one should be denied educational or medical benefits & no one should have to depend upon being named ‘Employee of the Month’ as their only source of validation. Parking lots, where no one walks to the stores , are not the answer. We must seek simpler ways to live that encourage education, appreciation of art & literature & no more throwing away of film promotional art into dumpsters. Let the creative spirit of art thrive, and become a benefit for all communities. Let us send a light out to the rest of the world of this special day!”

Hollywood With The Last Bonaparte-Now Restored to the Imperial Line!

Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte has stolen the famous quotation from her Grandmother, Princess Marie Bonaparte: “If anyone writes the story of my life, it should be called THE LAST BONAPARTE, for I am the last. My cousins of the Imperial Line are only Napoléons.” For best adapted quotation, the Oscar clearly went to the Only Bonaparte, Princess Melita.

Winner Takes All–The Imperial Glory Went to Princess Melita

Princess Melita, still in deep depression ever since learning that the ‘standee’ for Paranormal Activities was tossed into the AMC dumpster, went on a popcorn binge eating spree–unable to complete her acceptance speech. The Princess mourns the loss of all art.

Hollywood will never be the same for Princess Melita Bonaparte…

“After learning about how ‘standee’ art is tossed into dumpsters, life is just not the same. Hollywood is being thrown away instead of being cherished,” mourns Her Imperial Highness.

“The least AMC & other mulitplex theatre outlets could do is to develop a raffle system to benefit appropriate charities. These items are culturally important,” the Princess tearfully explained.

The Piet Mondrian of San Francisco MUNI

Somewhere in the process of avoiding eCigarettes, this gem of art made an appearance before me! It was a lucky find. The comparison to the Dutch artist Piet Mondrian was immediately obvious. Have no idea what the intention was for the various tapes, but it was one of those opportunities to snap & save. Maybe it will fare better than the standee art I have so recently discovered!

Piet Mondrian’s (Dutch, 1872-1944/original spelling Mondriaan) spirit was here in the subway system, not in an art museum. March 2014.

It’s all good, some just simpler than others, and some lasts longer.

Here’s to Piet Mondrian!