Princess Melita Bonaparte Begs Paramount To Remake, Not Repave, Sunset Boulevard

Princess Melita Bonaparte, ready for her close up, says that she will base her interpretation of the part of Norma Desmond upon her exhaustive research of the life of Pola Negri.

Princess Melita Bonaparte, ready for her close up, says that she will base her interpretation of the part of Norma Desmond upon her exhaustive research of the life of Pola Negri.Princess Melita Bonaparte, klaar voor haar close-up, zegt dat zij haar interpretatie van het gedeelte van Norma Desmond zal baseren op haar uitputtend onderzoek van de levensduur van Pola Negri.

With resolve generally associated with Dutch determination to make things work, Her Serene Highness has consented to take a direct call from Paramount Executives, to begin filming “a more authentic remake” of the Gloria Swanson-William Holden classic, Sunset Boulevard. Gasps could be heard from pillar to post, at the outré of such suggestions, but never one to shirk adventure, it would not come as any surprise that Paramount might rise to the occasion. It won’t be to rent her car, she hasn’t one. “And if Paramount should fail me, then profile me on one of those American Greed episodes, so I can get my cut of the green stuff,” she implores.

Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, found something that is made in the United States of America. She wishes the best of advice as how to handle this rare item. “Should I put it with my Gutenberg Bible, or with the jewels that were handed down to me by Cleopatra? It is an extremely rare item and it is our wish to make certain that it finds the right home, to exist as proof for future generations that things were once actually manufactured here in this country.”
Hare Doorluchtigheid, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, iets gevonden dat wordt gemaakt in de Verenigde Staten van Amerika. Ze wil het beste van advies hoe u dit zeldzaam object behandelen. “Moet ik het met mijn Gutenberg-bijbel, of met de juwelen die werden overgeleverd aan mij door Cleopatra? Het is een uiterst zeldzame voorwerp en het onze wens om er zeker van dat het juiste huis vindt, op te bestaan ​​als bewijs voor toekomstige generaties die dingen ooit daadwerkelijk hier in dit land werden vervaardigd.”

“I will put these rare American manufactured items up for collateral, in order to encourage investors for such a project, she has promised. “I will promote it with my heart and soul. It will sweep the Oscars, or at least the streets,” so she says.

“They were too tall to get complete focus in one shot, but I wanted to prove to investors that they were made here.”-Princess Melita Bonaparte

"You cannot find such items as this now. It is worth more than my entire jewelry collection!"

You cannot find such items as this now. It is worth more than my entire jewelry collection!”


These priceless & historic items from DART CONTAINER CORPORATION "Made in the USA."  They should be worth enough to finance my breakthrough role & provide Paramount with enough profit to buy another country for me."

“These priceless & historic items from DART CONTAINER CORPORATION “Made in the USA.” They should be worth enough to finance my breakthrough role & provide Paramount with enough profit to buy another country for me.”

GOD HELP YOU!

If you are in a situation where you have signed papers & made arrangements to have “pre-tax income” deducted from your paycheck to have a prepaid, account for bus service in San Francisco, you need all the help you can get.

The telephone numbers on the back of the Clipper Card are for finger exercise & dexterity testing. After you get beyond the menu items (no, not food menu, the OTHER way that word is used these days!), after you have aged a bit more, gotten moldy & collected a bit of dust, and need another shower, finally, you will get a human who will tell you that there is nothing that the folks at Clipper Card can do for you, that you must contact an entity called Wage Works.

I looked at the back of my card without benefit of adult beverages, and it does have the words “Customer Service” imprinted in blue, a sort of pretty blue.

Good colour choice, because you will be singing the blues, once you get disconnected from Clipper Card, especially if it’s on a 4th of July weekend. The payment that is supposed to be lodged into your account is transmitted

Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, has bestowed upon Clipper Card, "Worst Case Scenario Since Waterloo Award."

Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, has bestowed upon Clipper Card, “Worst Case Scenario Since Waterloo Award.”

to some part of the Twilight Zone that does not have a ZIP Code, and you get accused of insubordination for attempting to find out why these things happen. It takes all the powers of Heaven & Earth to get things back together when this Humpty Dumpty falls apart. You end up a stronger person, ready to accept either your own reality show, The White House, or, if you are like me, you still thirst for Monarchy, in an Absolute sense….Just be patient. Someday, they will be like Pan Am.

Funeral of Princess Antoinette Bonaparte-18 May 2013-Victim of Brutal Murder

Despite her prayers of healing, the personal grief of Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, cannot help but be felt & shared by her millions of supporters during this difficult time.

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You can see that she is heart broken, despite her efforts at clinging to Imperial dignity,that is required of her.

Princess Melita Bonaparte Shares Her Pop Tart Recipe With The World

Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, unselfishly shares her most splendid way of serving nutritional benefits via her Kellogg’s unfrosted, strawberry Pop Tarts recipe. She uses a family heirloom Kitchenaid toaster, a knife, and a simple brown plate, a gift to her from the children of Monaco. She opens the foil wrapping of the Pop Tarts, takes each Pop Tart & places them in a very royal manner in the toaster. While they are heating, she cuts 4 small slices of Kraft Philadelphia Original Cream Cheese. After the Pop Tarts come out of the toaster from their initial heating, she burns her hand, one completely falls apart, but her sense of royal duty, noblesse oblige, and sheer will to share her goodness with the world prevail, and she more fully explains how, by placing the Pop Tarts adorned with the slices of Philadelphia Cream Cheese, that the additional toasting time allows the flavours to meld & the cheese to soften.

When done, she is unable to taste them before the camera, but always wishes her millions of fans & followers world-wide, Bon Appetit!

Remember, not to watch this at work, she warns you that you should be working. And if you are on a cellular telephone, to let the next bus come by as watching this is more important than getting to your destination!

BEWARE THE BRIDES OF MARCH!

March Bride, Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte

March Bride, Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte

She is the worst that Alfred Hitchcock did not imagine & the best thing that came out of Chernobyl. No matter how you look @ it, she defies all reason & logic! And she still intends to annex Monaco. We must warn the Grimaldi Familly to prepare for Elba!

PARIS BRÛLE!~~PARIS IS BURNING!

Princesse Christina attempts to avoid the flames!

Princesse Christina attempts to avoid the flames!

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Son Altesse Sérénissime la Princesse Melita Bonaparte, le plus gracieusement permet de prévisualiser une photographie son Paris-en-Pâques bouquet de la mariée thème. Cette bouquet, personnellement conçu par la princesse elle-même, créera la sensation du jour au lendemain et internationale et de noblesse. Il est d'ores et déjà déclaré qu'il ne devienne une source de miracles et guérisons de crampes aux plus élaborés comptes de carte de crédit. Si cela est vrai, elle va atteindre la sainteté dans son temps propre vie et facilement devenir le maire de Detroit et le premier monarque catholique de France, Estats-Unis, le Canada, et Monaco – qui elle le souhaite avec ferveur, mais promet de prendre toutes ces fonctions avec un cœur sincère. Suivez-la! Suivez-la! Elle va nous apporter l'espoir et la paix mondiale.” width=”460″ height=”345″ class=”size-large wp-image-2412″ />

PARIS IS BURNING!

Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, most graciously permits a photograph to preview her Paris-in-Easter themed bridal bouquet. This bouquet, personally designed by the Princess herself, will create overnight & international sensation & acclaim. It is already being said that it will become a source of miracles & cures from cramps to over drawn credit card accounts. If this is true, she will achieve sainthood in her own life time & easily become the Mayor of Detroit & the first Catholic Monarch of a United States, France, Canada, & Monaco–all of which she devoutly wishes, but promises to take all such duties with a sincere heart. Follow her! Follow her! She will bring us hope & world peace.

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Noctural Visit By Bonaparte Princess To Noir Czar

Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, pretends to show interest in film preservation, when in fact, she had the unmitigated gall to pose before the beautifully restored Noir Era, 1937 Buick just prior to driving off with it. “Possession is 9-10ths ownership,” she quipped as she managed to evade local law enforcement. Little did any one know, that she entered the Castro Theatre not to see the offerings of Film Noir, but to live it, carrying concealed weapons, making off with priceless restored film reels, and freshly made popcorn. Little doubt remains in our minds what she does when taking trips to Tiffany’s. She is armed, dangerous, and knows all about playing dumb. She packs a heater & knows how to use it. She is a Noir by night and a witch by day. So far, there seems to be no stopping her! Someday her luck will run out…

Little did Eddie Muller know that he was being set up by the Bonaparte Princess for a car heist!  It's her style to steal only the best & get away with it in plain sight of all concerned!

Little did Eddie Muller know that he was being set up by the Bonaparte Princess for a car heist! It’s her style to steal only the best & get away with it in plain sight of all concerned!

The Princess Meltia Bonaparte has unmitigated gall to drive off with classic car parked in front of theatre, claiming "possession is 9/10ths ownership."

The Princess Meltia Bonaparte has unmitigated gall to drive off with classic car parked in front of theatre, claiming “possession is 9/10ths ownership.”