SLASHER LEAVES IMPLIED DEATH THREATS FOR BONAPARTE PRINCESS!

The latest news, just released from the Palace: The Slasher has left blood curdling photographs of the horrific slaying of Princess Antoinette. It seems that he murdered her in front of the refrigerator, storing her severed body parts there, till Princess Melita discovered them late Tuesday evening. The Princess went into a deep state of shock & was unable to speak for several days. It was only today, during the end of the Requiem Mass, that she broke her silence, offering tribute to her slain daughter & solace to others who mourned her loss, not speaking of the visual death threats that were left in the Palace kitchen.

The Imperial household was under violent attack, with the  recent murder of Princess Antoinette, whose blood seeps from the refrigerator in the Palace kitchen.

The Imperial household was under violent attack, with the recent murder of Princess Antoinette, whose blood seeps from the refrigerator in the Palace kitchen.


Hidden behind the Bonaparte favourite food items were the body parts of the brutally attacked Princess.  One servant called it "Silence on the Lam" as the killer is still at large & believed to be sending veiled death threats to Melita Bonaparte.

Hidden behind the Bonaparte favourite food items were the body parts of the brutally attacked Princess. One servant called it “Silence on the Lam” as the killer is still at large & believed to be sending veiled death threats to Melita Bonaparte.

The "Silence on the Lam" Killer left his calling card by an original work of art, commission by Princess Melita Bonaparte during the 2013 Film Noir Festival, by David Griffin, never imagining that her life would imitate the art form she has so passionately supported for many years!

The “Silence on the Lam” Killer left his calling card by an original work of art, commissioned by Princess Melita Bonaparte during the 2013 Film Noir Festival, by David Griffin, never imagining that her life would imitate the art form she has so passionately supported for many years!


Bonapart Bunnies United On Stairwell–End Up Learning to Ride Mass Transit

“United we stand, divided we fall & be eaten alive!” musters the leader of them, Prince Roland Bonaparte II. They have a tough gig, being the non-human children of a mother who has ambitions of perfection & grandeur, competing with the legendary Joan Crawford. How will these sweet, innocent babies survive?

WIld Easter Bunnies of Corona Heights join in Solidarity, blocking entrance to their mother's apartment.  They'll be in big trouble when she finds out!

WIld Easter Bunnies of Corona Heights join in Solidarity, blocking entrance to their mother’s apartment. They’ll be in big trouble when she finds out!

The bunnies were sent to see their probation officer & had to learn how to ride public transit on the 37 Corbitt Line.  They were fare evaders.  Sneaking in & out-"only in San Francisco."

The bunnies were sent to see their probation officer & had to learn how to ride public transit on the 37 Corbett Line. They were fare evaders. Sneaking in & out-“only in San Francisco.”

Princess Melita Bonaparte Horrifies Jesse Hawthorne Ficks @ Midnite For Maniacs!

Adding her own brand of MOST EXCELLENT bewilderment of the world of “Man Children,” the Bonaparte Princess whose name does not appear in the Almanach de Gotha, hogged the show, at the expense of the attempts of Mr Hawthorne Ficks to bring a bit of light to a foggy town.  For Her Serene Highness, the fog  just never lifts.  It was wiser &  easier for Mr Hawthorne Ficks to pose with this odd character than to call the police.  She seems to thrive by glomming on to the bona fide accomplishments of others, rather than to do anything worth while  on her own.  There ought to be laws!   Fortunately, the inner horror (& perhaps even terror) of the evening came & went to the relief of all concerned. The non-famous Bonaparte Princess did not even grace the Creme Brulee Cart with an appearance, and did not attempt to coerce patrons for the adult version of lemon drops @ the nearby pub. Nothing worthwhile came from her ever, not even an attempt to stimulate the economy! Oh, what a ghastly mess she brings! Something must be done to stop this social abomination. Can we get someone from the Vatican to adopt her? Can Supervisor Scott Wiener intervene here & ship her to Elba, where she might find a more appropriate & familiar comfort zone? Can he initiate an Ordinance to protect decent people from her brand of overkill fashion calamities? This sight for sore eyes needs a site of her own, a locked ward, perhaps. Twitter world royalty is better off without her.

By the way, the shows for the evening, Wayne’s World, Step Brothers, and Freddy Got Fingered were just way too close to the truth for her inner man-child & she wandered the darkened streets aimlessly after the screenings unable to grasp these concepts. Help her!

911 operators need to work double shifts when this Bonaparte Princess attempts to steal cameras, shows, identities, grave markers.  She knows no boundaries.

911 operators need to work double shifts when this Bonaparte Princess attempts to steal cameras, shows, identities, gravemarkers. She knows no boundaries. She needs all the help she can get, but no one can deal with her messed up efforts @ bringing back monarchy.

PRINCESS MELITA BONAPARTE PLEADS FOR TWINKIE SHIPMENT!

PRINCESS MELITA BONAPARTE PLEADS FOR TWINKIE SHIPMENT!.

Princess Melita Bonaparte Congratulates President Obama, Plants Candy Corn!

Bonaparte Princess Accepts President Obama’s Offer For Antarctica Ambassadorship-Joint Venture With France.

Also offers advice about planting candy corn…

Princess Melita Bonaparte Announces Death-Suicide of American-Born Husband

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