Bottom Feeder, Glen Acornn, Left To Rot!

Bottom Feeder, Glen Acornn Left To Rot.

Bottom Feeder, Glen Acornn, Left To Rot!

The miserable quality of Glen Acornn’s life is made public, as he learns that his wife went on a binge eating spree with food that was intended to save him from starvation. Christmas never looked less inviting. Live from the South Pole!

PRINCESS MELITA BONAPARTE PLEADS FOR TWINKIE SHIPMENT!

PRINCESS MELITA BONAPARTE PLEADS FOR TWINKIE SHIPMENT!.

Princess Melita Bonaparte Congratulates President Obama, Plants Candy Corn!

Bonaparte Princess Accepts President Obama’s Offer For Antarctica Ambassadorship-Joint Venture With France.

Also offers advice about planting candy corn…

Princess Melita Bonaparte Announces Death-Suicide of American-Born Husband

The Touch Tone Telephone Strangulation of Bottom Feeder Glen Acornn

The Touch Tone Telephone Strangulation of Bottom Feeder Glen Acornn.

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