“If I Can’t Do Right, Wrong Is The Only Choice Left.”–Princess Melita Bonaparte

Last night, Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte became the first non-reigning Monarch-in-waiting, to be honoured by a non-commissioned portrait of her likeness. It was all done via telepathy, as neither the Princess nor the artist had ever met. When H.I.H was presented by her page with the newspaper announcement of this special art event, she was immediately struck by the uncanny Imperial resemblance. “I ordered my page to get the driver immediately. I had to attend”

“There are no accidents, except freak accidents; and they are the only ones that interest me,” informed the Princess. “When I saw this freak accident posted via the press, I knew I had to come & see myself as others see me. It seemed to me to be the opportunity of a lifetime, too good to pass up.”

"When I saw this, I knew that I was chosen to be the vessel of Restoration for the Greek Monarchy."--Melita Bonaparte

“When I saw this, I knew that I was chosen to be the vessel of Restoration for the Greek Monarchy. There was no longer any question in my mind, this is an authentic miracle, one that will be proven by the Holy Orthodox & Catholic Church”–Melita Bonaparte

“Of course, given my inclinations, I was, indeed, tempted by my lifelong love of authentic horror to be drawn to the article immediately below. But Sanctified, as all Royalty is, I was Divinely guided to make the Right Choice, the only choice I could possibly make. Out of duty to my people, I appeared, and horror merged with art, and we were one. It was the happiest evening of my life. Only the Rite (and my right) of Holy Coronation, could be any better.”

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."--Maw West

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.”–Mae West

The Doppelgänger Moment of Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte
26 April 2014 Prior to Coronation: 800 Chestnut Street, San Francisco.

Photograph of White Head I, 2012, by artist Ashley Bickerton--

Photograph of White Head I, 2012, by artist Ashley Bickerton

"Finding one's self is a life long journey.  Artist Ashley Bickerton has provided me the map."--Princess Melita Bonaparte 26 April 2014

Finding one’s self is a life long journey. Artist Ashley Bickerton has provided me the map.”–Princess Melita Bonaparte 26 April 2014

Yksi on Lonliest määrä – vai onko tämä Cult Thing?

Ja kun kolme saa jättää pois, ei ole minne mennä, mutta takaisin ääreen! Mitä nämä oudot numerot tarkoittavat? Kommenttisi tästä mysteeri ovat tervetulleita. Näen tämän myös San Francisco usein, ja ihme jos tämä on uusi kultti. Jos näin on, miksi olen missaa sitä? Varmasti, siellä täytyy olla yksi seurata Princerss Melita Bonaparte!

Report this to the Bureau of Missing Numbers.  They look sort of pretty, but is there a subliminal message being sent here?

Raportoi tämä Bureau of puuttuvat numerot. Ne näyttävät tavallaan kaunis, mutta on olemassa tiedostamaton viesti lähetetään täällä?


One Is The Lonliest Number–Or Is This A Cult Thing?

And when three gets left out, there’s no where to go but back to the drawing board! What do these strange numbers mean? Your comments about this mystery are most welcome. I see this around San Francisco frequently, and wonder if this is a new cult. If so, why did I miss out on it? Surely, there needs to be one to follow Melita Bonaparte!

Report this to the Bureau of Missing Numbers.  They look sort of pretty, but is there a subliminal message being sent here?

Report this to the Bureau of Missing Numbers. They look sort of pretty, but is there a subliminal message being sent here?

SLASHING MURDER of Bonaparte Princess Before Eyes of Horrified World!

World sympathy goes out to the Princess Melita Bonaparte,as never-ending tragedy strikes the the very heart & soul of her family. Now, there is only one left, but he has run away, Prince Pierre. Grief has no end for the beautiful & beloved Princess Melita Bonaparte.

The grisly image of the slashing death of the beloved Princess Antoinette Bonaparte, forever etched before the eyes of disbelieving world.  May she rest in peace.

The grisly image of the slashing death of the beloved Princess Antoinette Bonaparte, forever etched before the eyes of a disbelieving world. May she rest in peace.

Seduction By Drugs of Innocent Bonaparte Princess by Overly Friendly Slasher!

The horror unfolds as the totally innocent Princess Antoinette Bonaparte is led down a path of destruction by a vagabond who never in his life did one positive thing for humanity.

Her piteous cry for help was never heard, as the hideous vulture plied the poor Princess with more & more & more drugs. Her fate, alas, is the stuff of ancient Greek tragedy.

Princess Melita Bonaparte Invites You To Her World

An invitation to follow the Bonaparte Princess...Who can say where this might lead?

An invitation to follow the Bonaparte Princess…Who can say where this might lead?

The invitations were all hand made, multiples, with slight variations.  A Bonaparte cottage industry.

The invitations were all hand made, multiples, with slight variations. A Bonaparte cottage industry.

The Wild Chocolate Easter Bunnies of Corona Heights

The leader of the wild chocolate Easter bunnies of Corona Heights wears one of the hats actually worn by Emperor Napoleon.

The leader of the wild chocolate Easter bunnies of Corona Heights wears one of the hats actually worn by Emperor Napoleon.

These bunnies have sworn eternal allegiance to Princess Melita Bonaparte in her efforts to annex Monaco!

These bunnies have sworn eternal allegiance to Princess Melita Bonaparte in her efforts to annex Monaco!

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