WHEN TO EAT OFF THE FLOOR! KEEP YOUR KITCHEN CLEAN, OR ELSE!

HOW TO HAVE A CLEAN KITCHEN:  The Lesson Even Martha Stewart Forgot To Share!

This is the simplest way to keep your kitchen clean, outside of acting out homicidal tendencies that could be very well appropriate for slobs. Just keep the gun in a locked place, & don’t eat too much candy–you can have dairy, as long as you don’t spill it!

VIDEOS

VIDEOS.

Princess Melita Bonaparte Congratulates President Obama, Plants Candy Corn!

Bonaparte Princess Accepts President Obama’s Offer For Antarctica Ambassadorship-Joint Venture With France.

Also offers advice about planting candy corn…

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